Just checked my battery, and it’s at 69 percent 😊
Just checked my battery, and it’s at 69 percent 😊
2024-06-15 16:16:33 +0000 UTC View Post
therealbritain posts
Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me 😉
Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me 😉
2024-06-13 14:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostI would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you 🤭
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you 🤭
2024-06-12 14:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI love my bed but I'd rather be in yours 🤭
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours 🤭
2024-06-11 14:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight? 😩
I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight? 😩
2024-06-10 14:25:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an astronaut? Do you want to explore Uranus as your ..
Are you an astronaut? Do you want to explore Uranus as your next mission? 😊
2024-06-09 14:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you go to church often? Cause I wan to be on my knees ton..
Do you go to church often? Cause I wan to be on my knees tonight 🤭
2024-06-08 14:29:55 +0000 UTC View PostI'm an archaeologist, do you have a large bone for me to exa..
I'm an archaeologist, do you have a large bone for me to examine? 😍
2024-06-07 14:46:41 +0000 UTC View PostMy doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency, can you give me ..
My doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency, can you give me some of your Vitamin D? 😩
2024-06-06 14:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a good cook? I’d love to order a juicy sausage with ..
Are you a good cook? I’d love to order a juicy sausage with two eggs on the side 😊
2024-06-05 14:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat size are you? My mouth would be the perfect fit 👅
What size are you? My mouth would be the perfect fit 👅
2024-06-04 14:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you cold? Because I could warm you up between my thighs ..
Are you cold? Because I could warm you up between my thighs 🤭
2024-06-03 14:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs there space in your mouth for another tongue? 😋
Is there space in your mouth for another tongue? 😋
2024-06-02 14:23:46 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t ever change. Okay? Just get naked 😊
Don’t ever change. Okay? Just get naked 😊
2024-06-01 14:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostIs there space in your mouth for another tongue? 🤭
Is there space in your mouth for another tongue? 🤭
2024-05-31 14:24:47 +0000 UTC View PostI’m so thirsty, can you give me a cup of milk? 😊
I’m so thirsty, can you give me a cup of milk? 😊
2024-05-30 14:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency, can you give me ..
My doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency, can you give me some of your Vitamin D? 👀
2024-05-29 14:19:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis morning I finally realized what was missing in my bed, ..
This morning I finally realized what was missing in my bed, you 🤭
2024-05-28 14:26:27 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like pets? I can show you my kitty tonight 😘
Do you like pets? I can show you my kitty tonight 😘
2024-05-25 14:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostI hate it when people pull my hair. I’d love to hate you ton..
I hate it when people pull my hair. I’d love to hate you tonight 🤭
2024-05-24 14:27:24 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like pets? I can show you my kitty tonight 😊
Do you like pets? I can show you my kitty tonight 😊
2024-05-23 14:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want to play doctor and patient? You can be my gyneco..
Do you want to play doctor and patient? You can be my gynecologist 😍
2024-05-22 14:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn hot days like these, all I want to do is lick a popsicle,..
On hot days like these, all I want to do is lick a popsicle, can I have yours? 😋
2024-05-21 14:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Nevermind, you won’t..
Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Nevermind, you won’t need either tonight 😈
2024-05-20 14:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostWith all this hotness strutting around, I’m not surprised we..
With all this hotness strutting around, I’m not surprised we’re facing global warming 😊
2024-05-19 14:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a plumber... Do you have a pipe that needs to be unblock..
I'm a plumber... Do you have a pipe that needs to be unblocked? 😊
2024-05-18 14:25:39 +0000 UTC View PostI’m feeling a little off today. Could you turn me on? 😩
I’m feeling a little off today. Could you turn me on? 😩
2024-05-17 14:12:24 +0000 UTC View PostLet's play a game of seduction, the stakes are high ❤️
Let's play a game of seduction, the stakes are high ❤️
2024-05-16 14:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostOwning my sensuality, embracing my power 😊
Owning my sensuality, embracing my power 😊
2024-05-15 14:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostUnleashing my inner goddess, one photo at a time 💋
Unleashing my inner goddess, one photo at a time 💋
2024-05-14 14:22:02 +0000 UTC View Post
