This week, I've decided that it was time to answer some of t..

This week, I've decided that it was time to answer some of the best questions I've received from "What's happening behind closed doors in a porn scene". Let's call it "The Dark Side of Porn". Each day, I'll try to entertain you with a 100% TRUE story that will (maybe) make you stop asking questions next time, LOL! Sometimes, illusion beats reality. trust me ;). But since we're all about transparency here, it's time for our first story of the week!!! Question: What's the worst thing you have seen happen during a porn scene? Answer: Dear Mr. Curious, you might wish to have never asked that question once I'm done answering it. Oh boy! It didn't happen to me. It occurred to a friend of mine (I know, people usually saying this are full of shit, but I'm not haha). Here's the setup: BGG scene! So, two slutty girls and one horny hard dick. That scene involved anal. Uh-oh, you know where I'm going right? It's even worst than you're currently imagining ;) The guy is on the ground. One of the girls is bouncing on his dick, then it's time to switch to anal. She starts riding his big dick, having him deep inside her ass. Then, the guy goes for the classic "Let's lift her to see an anal gap" move, and when he does it: BOOM! A tsunami of po*p unloads on him. As per the porn tradition, when a girl is riding, and the other one is on the side chilling and having chicken nuggets (not really, but she's often as useless as Patrick McCaw on a championship NBA team), she sucks the dick right away once it gets out from the other girl. Her motion was already set. While the tsunami of shit goes down, it's not on the dick yet, so she's going for it. Just like a fastball hits the bat at the perfect timing for a home run, she hits the dick the perfect time to have an undesired taste in the mouth. Yup, she puts her mouth on the dick full of po*p. That instantly makes her p*ke all over the dick! LOL When you say that you had a shitty day at job, can you imagine how that guy was? Pooped on. Puked on. There's another golden rule in porn (the studio scenes). You don't finish the scene? You don't get paid. NO. MATTER. WHAT. The girl who pooped was petrified and didn't want to get out of the bathroom. The other two had to convince her to finish the scene so they would all get paid. Well, they had to clean first. But can you imagine how turn off you would be afterward and the show must go on? Guess what? That scene is now on a DVD and has been seen hundreds of thousands of times. Thousand of guys have jerked off on it. Thank god there isn't any BTS on that DVD though ;)