Ladies and gents. We are back with the third episode of The ..

Ladies and gents. We are back with the third episode of The Dark Side of Porn. Please, do not forget to like my post if you're enjoying it...:) Also, a little tip of appreciation goes a long way if you want me to keep taking time to post exciting content :) So please, feel free to contribute to my mini-goal :) Now that we are done with all the pleasantries, let's jump in our topic of the day. I, for one, LOVE having a man cum on my face. It's just so empowering, and it turns me on. However, this is far from being as frequent as they show it in porn. A poll from 2018 shows that only about 16 percent of a man's ejaculate ends up on their partner's face instead of the vagina. Based on that, I'm guessing that not many of you have seen all the funny/awkward/painful things that can happen due to facials! We usually cut the camera before it happens, LOL! 1. Cum in the eye. THAT IS THE WORST. You love seeing a woman with cum all over her lashes, opening and closing them, right? Well, I can guarantee you that she knows that hell is about to knock on her door. Why? Let's have an anatomy lesson. Spermine is a chemical found in semen made by the prostate gland. It's why semen smells the way it does—bleachy and potent. While semen in your eyes isn't dangerous, it WILL make your eyes burn and swell, and sometimes swell a LOT!. The alkaline in semen can contribute to irritation in the eyes. Sometimes, you can be up to one hour with a red and swollen eye, just like if someone had punched you in the face. It indeed does feel pretty similar. 2. Cum in the hair. Yeah, when the guy has some power behind his ejaculation, it can reach your hair. You'd think, "Meh, a quick shower and everything is solved". Yeah...it can be more challenging than you think. If you let it dry (not on purpose, but after a scene, you might be shooting pictures, doing XYZ, etc.) Well, it becomes a much more arduous task to remove from your hair. It acts like Krazy Glue. I swear, don't buy any glue anymore. Got a broken glass? Jizz on it and glue both parts together. Got a hockey stick that cracked? Have your goalie jizz on it and it will be repaired. Got a cracked windshield? You whip it out and fill that crack up! 3. Cum in the nose. That one is just funny and weird LOL! Oh, and your girlfriend/wife never wanted you to cum on her face? Well, here's a little secret I have for you guys. I've worked with many girls who didn't let their partners or ex-partners cum on their faces either. That just wasn't a practice they were into. They would do it for the camera, but not for their man. I've talked to many guys who felt that their wife/gf was probably the only uptight woman not wanting to try it. They are not. Just because I fucking love that practice doesn't mean that everyone has to or does. There is also the slight possibility she never thought of it and doesn't know you might want to try it, so just ask nicely and maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised!