#WeAskRileyWednesday Today I'm tackling the most annoying qu..
Added 2021-05-19 18:40:01 +0000 UTC#WeAskRileyWednesday Today I'm tackling the most annoying questions about my boobs. Question: I'm your biggest fan! Are your boobs natural or fake? Answer: The equivalent of asking Lebron James, "Hey, I'm your biggest fan! Are you playing basketball or hockey!?" Yeah, you're not my biggest fan, not even a fan if you don't know that yet. Question: How many CCs do you have? Answer: Unless you're about to ride a motorcycle, CCs answer shouldn't make much difference to you. Question: Who was your surgeon? I'd like to congratulate him for his work. Answer: It won't be handy to you as he can only augment boobs, not brains. Question: Silicone or saline? Answer: Didn't you think they were natural 2 minutes ago? The cold hard truth? ALL the girls I've known in the industry are annoyed as hell by pointless boobs questions. It's the equivalent of people telling the cashier, "oh, it didn't scan. Does that means it's free?" They have heard that lousy joke 1,000 times today. It's not cute, not funny. If you want to seduce your favorite hoe, I'd find some other topic, or I'd compliment her instead of praising her surgeon ;)
