๐๐I'm on a boat with my friend she and decided to have a min..
Added 2025-02-26 01:23:16 +0000 UTC๐๐I'm on a boat with my friend she and decided to have a mini-vacation on the lake. The weather is gorgeous, the sun is shining, birds are singing, the water is glistening. In general, idyll.
๐ฅช๐ฅชWe took sandwiches, fruit and, of course, a couple of bottles of lemonade. she, as always, decided to be in charge of the boat and took on the role of captain. Well, like, she watched all the seasons of "Baywatch", so now she's an expert.
๐And here we are sailing, chatting, laughing. she decided she needed to take a cool Instagram photo. She stands on the bow of the boat like she Winslet in Titanic and shouts: "I'm the queen of the world!" And I'm like, "she, are you sure it's safe?" She waved her hand, "Everything's under control.
And then suddenly the boat swayed slightly, and she, trying to keep her balance, made such a graceful pirouette that I almost died laughing.
๐คBut that's not all. She fell. Not into the water, thank God, but right onto our sandwiches. Now we had a "girl sandwich" instead of ham. We laughed so hard we almost capsized the boat. And then she, covered in mayonnaise, said, "Well, now I'm not only the queen of the world, but also the queen of sandwiches!" All in all, the day was a success.
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Now we have a story to remember for another hundred years. And she, apparently, decided that her vocation was not a captain, but a professional picnic destroyer
