Hi y’all!!!!!! Happy fantasy Friday!!! I was fantasizing that I was an employee at an office of some sort and that I wore this into the office and there were a bunch of guys there that I could tell had hard ons behind their desks and that they were rubbing themselves while they were looking at me!
2025-01-24 20:05:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Got my new bed yesterday. After a reschedule and mix up on delivery time, it’s finally here!!! Hubby loves it! We shall see about me!
2025-01-23 16:45:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Good fucking morning!! It’s -15 degrees here. I don’t know if I’ve ever told you this, but I hate the cold!!! 🥶 makes me want to stay in bed and do things to myself to keep warm!!
2025-01-21 15:49:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, so we weren’t the worst trivia team last night. There were some 68 tables and I think we may have gotten 19th place. We had 89 out of 100 questions correct. That’s not too shabby!! Oh, but I only answered 1! 😂😂😂😂 I’ll tell ya, it’s hard to be around a bunch of 🍻🍺 people when you are the only sober and honest one. I’ve made it this far, not about to stop!!!! Happy Sunday! I have baked potato soup in the crock pot for dinner!
2025-01-19 21:44:19 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re here Friday and we’re ready!!!!! Here’s to hoping Mr. Midwest comes home for lunch and eats MY cookie! Hahahahaha
2025-01-17 17:11:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy hump day! Hoping to get some action on my hubs lunch break!! Been a minute! If not, I’ve always got my handy dandy dildo!!
2025-01-15 17:13:47 +0000 UTC View Post
It all started yesterday with some top golf!! That place was fun. I had never been. Doing the cheer mom thing today. How’s your weekend going?
2025-01-12 19:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I started to build a snowman today. I’ll take a pic when I’m done! I’ve been seeing people doing the snow angel challenge. I’ll have the hubs tape me doing it if he gets home soon!
2025-01-10 22:30:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Pulled out the cherry 🍒 panties today! Quick little photo shoot. Got my roots touched up today and did a bunch of other crap. Headed to dinner now with the kids!!! Thirsty Thursday has a different meaning today since it’s dry January!
2025-01-09 23:19:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok! I think I need to specify my post from yesterday! I know it wasn’t Friday, it was Tuesday, but it was MY FRIDAY! Anyway, I shaved off the bush!!!! Nice, fresh start!!!!
2025-01-08 20:03:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy do!!!!! Made it to my Friday!!! Hope y’all have a fantastic day!!
2025-01-07 12:07:47 +0000 UTC View Post
It was a cold one out there, that’s for damn sure! We had our game faces on though and got it done!!!!! Hope you all are bundled up and warm today!!!
2025-01-05 21:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
That was quick! Target already has swimsuits out!!! Of course I had to buy one. I liked this one on the hanger better than on me. I’ll be ordering some new ones to try on for our Florida trip!
2025-01-05 00:15:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess it’s supposed to be snowmagedden this weekend, so everyone is at the store. I’m going to go try not to get into a fight or to yell at anyone while there! Wish me luck!
2025-01-02 22:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Had a bit of a hangover today, but I’m feeling better now! Hubby was in bed all day!! I didn’t even get lucky 🍀 on the first day of the new year!
2025-01-02 01:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
3 1/2 hits until the new year here!!! Don’t know if I’ll be awake, so Happy New Year! 🎆
2025-01-01 02:31:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow, thought I posted these before I went to work! Guess not! Well, here ya go!! Got me a new Stanley cup with hearts on it! Just got off work and told the hubs I owe him a blow job!
2024-12-31 02:06:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Headed into the week soon! Wet hair don’t care look today!!! Went to the lake for a fish fry yesterday. Topped it off with some drinky poohs! Have a great rest of your Sunday!!! 😘
2024-12-29 20:05:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Day after Christmas!!! All my decor is coming down! But first, fucking!
2024-12-26 19:11:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas to each and every single one of you!!!!!! 🎄🥂🎅🏼 I hope Santa brought you everything you wanted! XO 😘
2024-12-25 18:43:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas Eve eve!!! We’re almost there all!!!! 3 more days and I’m taking my tea down. Hope you all have a great day!
2024-12-23 19:54:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting down to the last minute for you all to get your shopping done!!!! I’ve been going 90 MPH. Last night we went to a concert. Was a blast!! I think the hits next to me were tripping balls!!! Hahaha You see that I did there with that last pic? Anyone know what size Ron Jeremy’s cock was?
2024-12-22 17:39:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Got my new hat the other day!!! I fucking love it!! AND I did some self caring!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
2024-12-19 17:18:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Trying to get back in the Christmas spirit! Maybe I put my decorations up too soon. There’s always sexy clothes to help me feel better though!!
2024-12-19 00:42:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Gettin sweaty in the sauna this morning!!!!
2024-12-16 20:15:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Got some new whipped bath foam!!! It comes out just like whipped cream!! Smells like cherries! 🍒 What’s on your Sunday schedule!?
2024-12-15 21:56:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Headed out for a work Christmas party at the hubs bosses house!!! Hope they don’t mind that I’m not wearing a bra!
2024-12-14 22:37:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Goooooooood morning!!! Mr. Midwests view this morning before he has to go to work!!
2024-12-13 13:38:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Thursday! 13 days till Christmas!! Anyone ready? I still have lots of shopping to do. Yesterday was a wash. I had training at work from 8-1. I yawned the whole time! I don’t think I’ll ever catch up on sleep! I came home from work Tuesday to a nice warm bubble bath, candle and wine!!! It was so nice! I think I’ll have a margarita tonight!
2024-12-12 17:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post
