I'd make a funny joke about this picture but it's too hot so..
I'd make a funny joke about this picture but it's too hot sooo, uh, here you go ๐คทโโ๏ธ
2023-12-10 18:16:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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๐ข One week left to order your cookies!!
๐ข One week left to order your cookies!!
2023-12-08 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for coming to this meeting. Snorlax and I have fee..
Thank you for coming to this meeting. Snorlax and I have feedback about your performance of late... ๐ฉโ๐ป
2023-12-06 18:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to need you to hand-feed me some grapes ๐๐
I'm going to need you to hand-feed me some grapes ๐๐
2023-12-05 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you feel about unicorns? ๐ฆ
How do you feel about unicorns? ๐ฆ
2023-12-04 18:09:02 +0000 UTC View PostI call this one "Fifty Shades of Gray" ๐ค
I call this one "Fifty Shades of Gray" ๐ค
2023-12-03 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostWooo, it's SUMMER!! I am hitting the beach and working on my..
Wooo, it's SUMMER!! I am hitting the beach and working on my tan!! โ๏ธโฑ๏ธ What? It's *not?!* DARN IT, STEELY DAN (the pet rooster with authority issues), YOU FOOLED ME AGAIN!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
2023-12-02 18:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post๐๐ฉโ๐ณ **Caseyโs Kitchen Is Open For The Holidays!!** ๐ฉโ๐ณ๐ Yo..
๐๐ฉโ๐ณ **Caseyโs Kitchen Is Open For The Holidays!!** ๐ฉโ๐ณ๐ You read that correctly!! There was enough interest that I decided my bakery had to open this year! Thatโs right, you can get holiday cookies straight from my โback oven!โ If youโre feeling extra fancy, you can order iced cookiesโฆ but the rear โicing attachmentโ I use can get a little messy ๐ฅ. My bakery closes on 12/15, so make sure to order before then! (Also, you need to have a US address I can ship to, sorry to my international fans!!) Please message me with your order. All packages come with a signed Christmas card! โค๏ธ ๐ **Caseyโs Christmas Cookie Packages**๐ ๐ช Package 1 ~ Two Cookies ($100) ๐ช Package 2 ~ Two Cookies + Icing ($200) ๐ช Package 3 ~ Two Cookies + Cookie Making Video ($150) ๐ช Package 4 ~ Two Cookies + Cookie Making Video + Icing ($250) ๐ช Package 5 ~ Two Cookies + One Minute Personalized Video of Me Making Your Cookies ($450) ๐ช Package 6 ~ Two Cookies + Two Minute Personalized Video of Me Making (and Icing!) Your Cookies + Icing ($500) โ๏ธโ๏ธ***If you purchase your cookies through The Other Site, you will also get a signed holiday polaroid!! From me! Of me!!*** โ๏ธโ๏ธ
2023-12-01 17:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostSo... did you get through No Nut November? The month's not o..
So... did you get through No Nut November? The month's not over yet ๐
2023-11-30 18:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostFriendsgiving is almost over!! I'm gonna cry!! While Nicole ..
Friendsgiving is almost over!! I'm gonna cry!! While Nicole Vaunt licks me!! My emotions are all over the place!๐ญ๐ฅต๐ญ๐ฅต๐ญ
2023-11-29 18:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post*You* can't get enough of Alice White, *I* can't get enough ..
*You* can't get enough of Alice White, *I* can't get enough of Alice White, someone please think of my needs and order a custom of me with Alice!! ๐ญ๐
2023-11-28 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhere are you starting in this line up... and where do you p..
Where are you starting in this line up... and where do you plan on finishing? ๐ค
2023-11-27 18:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you doing over there?! We're right here waiting for..
What are you doing over there?! We're right here waiting for you!
2023-11-26 18:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostFamily drama over Thanksgiving, huh? Come sit down and tell ..
Family drama over Thanksgiving, huh? Come sit down and tell us alllll about it. ๐
2023-11-25 18:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe ate so much yesterday that our Thanksgiving meal is *stil..
We ate so much yesterday that our Thanksgiving meal is *still* all over our faces!! ๐ฒ
2023-11-24 18:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostItโs Friendsgiving day โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ!! You know what that means? I ..
Itโs Friendsgiving day โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ!! You know what that means? I give you my friends ๐ญ! At a discount! (You have to pay for shipping, thoughโฆ some of these folks need special packaging ๐ฆ. This is a joke, I am not mailing you my friends, jeez ๐) ***For today through Saturday, my entire Fun With Friends video menu is 25% off!*** ๐ฅณ https://caseycalvert.com/funwithfriends ๐ข This is one of the *very* few video sales I do every year, so if youโve been eyeing something sexy with me and one of my friends, THIS IS THE TIME.
2023-11-23 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou look through the peephole and see us? Do you open the do..
You look through the peephole and see us? Do you open the door??
2023-11-22 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostShould his hands go up or... down? ๐ค
Should his hands go up or... down? ๐ค
2023-11-21 18:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostEvery moment with Abigail Mac leaves me soaked! ๐ฆ
Every moment with Abigail Mac leaves me soaked! ๐ฆ
2023-11-20 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're a fan of Victoria Voxxx and me... well, you should..
If you're a fan of Victoria Voxxx and me... well, you should check out The Other Site. If you like the kinkier side of life.๐ค
2023-11-19 18:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostReal friends help keep you... occupied ๐ณ
Real friends help keep you... occupied ๐ณ
2023-11-18 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat? Oh, just girl stuff. Nothing to worry about, babe. ๐ฅฐ
What? Oh, just girl stuff. Nothing to worry about, babe. ๐ฅฐ
2023-11-17 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostReal friends help you get a grip ๐
Real friends help you get a grip ๐
2023-11-16 18:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostI can't believe you snuck into our room and didn't even have..
I can't believe you snuck into our room and didn't even have the decency to bring snacks! ๐คฌ
2023-11-15 18:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: Star Nine and I are your girlfriends and we're freaking..
POV: Star Nine and I are your girlfriends and we're freaking freezing ๐ฅถ๐ญ What are you going to do about it?
2023-11-14 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostOMG, you're interrupting! ๐ฟ Kidding, you can totally join i..
OMG, you're interrupting! ๐ฟ Kidding, you can totally join in ๐
2023-11-13 18:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe're street toughs and you better keep walking before we ki..
We're street toughs and you better keep walking before we kick your butt ๐ก ...or you can pet my hair and I'll melt a little ๐ณ
2023-11-12 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostA night in Vegas with Karla Lane and me! What are we getting..
A night in Vegas with Karla Lane and me! What are we getting up to? ๐
2023-11-11 18:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
