this is one of my top three dance jams and it NEVER fails to put me in a good mood. that being said, if it wasn’t for Technotronic then id be way more annoyed with my unpainted left hand.
ugh. i hate doing a one photo update. i took more pics but they all look the same because this outfit is just so boring! all my sexy sexy shoot outfits are in a bin at the top of my closet, but guess who can’t climb or lift anything? this gal👍🏼👍🏼
im having a friend come over tomorrow to help me clean and reach high things.
soooo, starting tomorrow, i’ll be back to my usual posting and i’ll be reunited with my lingerie.
tonight’s post may be ~30min late. i’ve been moving a little slower since i’m still in recovery, and also because after those few days off i seem to have forgotten my usual routine. it’s like the monday after a long weekend, except during that long weekend someone cut your pussy/dick in half.
i’ve talked about awkward videos before but this one, my friends, this one takes the cake. this was hard to film because frankly, i wasn’t planning to talk about this publicly. i even considered straight up lying and coming up with another story about why i’ve been MIA for a few days, but i quickly realized that’s totally ridiculous and completely out of the question. so here it goes...
p.s. it’s not easy to talk about your insecurities... but when you get them fixed it gets a hell of a lot easier
sorry for my absence the last few days. i had a minor procedure, nothing serious, but the meds they gave me are pretty serious. these meds have been kicking my ass and putting me out completely. ill film a video letting you know more about what’s going on when im back on monday, but until then, ill likely be fast asleep.
thanks for understanding.
i love you guys!
i’m not going to be posting a set tonight because, unexpectedly, have to focus my attention elsewhere. BUT double post tomorrow, and i figured one of those posts will be featuring the runner up outfit from the poll i posted last week (see photo #2).
thanks guys. love ya!
the past few weeks i’ve been doing a lot of squats, lunges, and any other booty workout you can think of. hopefully i stick with it because i wouldn’t mind having a nice, perky, tight, thick little ass. so, if i do continúe then consider this my ‘before’ video. when im at peak-ass i will reshoot this video for a comparison.
BUTT if i give up because working out is hard and squats are fucking stupid, then this is my ‘after’ video. look at these results! new year, new ass.
as many of you guessed from my last post, today is MY BIRTHDAY!
at least it WAS my birthday until i officially canceled it!
well, postponed it. until tomorrow.
see, what happened was, i had a last minute stroke of inspiration the other night. i came up with the perfect birthday video! but, i had to order a few things for it to work.so i got right on amazon and did my due diligence. i found everything i needed AND it was all elegible for prime one day shipping. it. was. kismet!
and after waiting and waiting allll day, finally around 10pm i get this notification (see image 6). but this idea is too good to give up, and i already spent the money on it... so my birthday is officially moved until tomorrow :)
so this post isn’t a birthday post. the only thing birthday related in today’s pics, is the suit im wearing.
tonight’s photos are a little.... meh. but tomorrow is a big day for me, and im planning a video that will hopefully be good enough to make you forget these photos even existed.
p.s. i’m not in an emotional crisis- the bangs are clip on.
i should’ve known the wig was going to cost me an extra 2 hours.
also, as it turns out, i have an affinity for black strappy outfits. found this (amongst 10 others like it) in my “unseen wardrobe” drawer. a drawer that i should rename the “black-strappy-outfits-that-are-kind-of-different-but-mostly-the-same” drawer.
certain times call for a ‘session’, and other times call for a quicky. my quicky routine, as you can see, doesn’t even require any clothes to be taken off. hell, sometimes i don’t even sit down. i’ve been known to have the urge strike so suddenly that i’ll just walk over to the ‘secret’ spot under the mattress where i keep my vibrator and just dry hump that rumbling treasure until i cream all in my denim.
and then, because i just came, i instinctively call myself an uber. but im working on that last part...maybe that’s what i’ll try to work on in 2021. sticking around for a little bit* after i cum.
*like 5min. maybe.
the people have spoken.
and they chose correctly because this outfit is fire! i really love this outfit...
but i hate the candy pile on my nightstand and the piece of plastic on my bench, both of which i noticed AFTER i took the photos. i considered cropping the photos so you couldn’t see any of that, but instead i thought i’d draw your attention to it in a caption.
video coming later
it’s already getting warm in LA and all day i’ve been busy doing some spring cleaning. packing up my fuzzy sweaters and busting out the pastel crop tops! i’ve been so busy today that i haven’t even had a chance to shower. sooo im going to request the night off.
BUT that means double post tomorrow.
i have one outfit planned already, but im going to need y’all’s help with the second.
you have four options. choose wisely. or else.
haha just kidding.
im willing to bet you guys choose “A” because it doesn’t come with underwear... but if you look closely none of them are wearing any ;)
(i imagine “D” is going commando even though we can’t tell for sure. it’s my fantasy and i can do what i want.) basically, what im saying is that i won’t wear any panties.
xoxo
an oversized white button up would be much cuter. ya know, that whole “wearing nothing but your boyfriends shirt” kind of thing. unfortunately i live my boobs and attention too much to ever buy a shirt that doesn’t show off my tits. so oversized is of the table
heads up... i won’t be home until after midnight, but i’ll post as soon as i get back. im actually excited to shoot this video because i have an awesome and hilarious new shirt that im dying to take off for you guys :)
laser hair removal- round three.
it was FREEZING in that room and, as you can tell in the photos, i was squeezing my legs together really tight. so tight, in fact, that when the technician was “treating” my coochee she used the very strong stream of cold air that’s used to somewhat numb the skin... she used that stream to blow my lips apart so she could really get in there.
so, you know when you stick your head out the window and your skin just flaps in all directions? yup... that’s what was happening. it was fucking hilarious! i could not stop laughing, while at the same time i was in pain with every zap. so between the occasional “OUCH!”, the hysterical laughter, and the tears rolling down my face because of said laughter, the poor girl had no idea what was going on. rather than ask, her solution was to move as quickly as possible and try to get it over asap. she then made the air a little stronger because she thought my reaction was a pain reaction. so now my shit was REALLY flying. it was like a flag in a hurricane. of course, that only made me laugh even harder.
so yeah, i had a lot of fun this time around.
my internet sucks and this video took about 30 min to upload...
so, i got a new dildo specifically for tit fucking. well, it’s actually an attachment for a literal sex machine, but when i searched ‘dildo on a stick’ this is what amazon had to offer.
i decided my other one was not long enough for my gigantic tits. also, as the saying goes. don’t mix business and pleasure. so im keeping my ‘work dildo’ and my ‘home dildo’ separate as to not complicate things