ill be doing a quick ‘livestream test’ at around 9:30PDT ... so 2.5 hours from now. it’s not going to be very long, so i’ll also be posting a regular update :) i just want to test out my internet and see if live-streaming is something i can plan on doing now that i (hopefully) have more reliable internet.
2021-03-25 01:56:01 +0000 UTC View Postanother episode of ‘Ramblin Tessa. also, my finger slipped AGAIN on the last video so i just gave up. you didn’t miss much other than “BYE! i love you xoxo!” P.P.S. these videos uploaded really fast! hopefully that’s a good sign of things to come 🤞🏼
2021-03-24 06:54:56 +0000 UTC View Post
this lighting was hard, but hopefully so are you.
2021-03-23 06:33:34 +0000 UTC View Postyeah that video was taking waaaay too long to upload. i’ll post it after Spectrum comes on Tuesday. so give me a few and i’ll see what photos i can whip up for y’all! p.s. i made sure to get the fastest internet available in my area so i can start live streaming again!
2021-03-22 09:51:07 +0000 UTC View Postpacking, schlepping, unpacking, repeat... also, sprinkle in Spectrum customer service, and call it one of the longest days of all time. this shower is going to be a good one. i might even cry. kidding. maybe. we will see.
2021-03-22 06:09:25 +0000 UTC View Post
it took all damn day, but i got this vanity built and it’s fucking gorgeous! i will definitely be spending the majority of my time right in this spot. not for any reason other than to admire this sexy piece of furniture. also... first “mini shoot” in the new place :) i wish i had remembered to bring all of my equipment. oh well.. next time!
2021-03-21 06:50:11 +0000 UTC View Postwhen i wear my underwear on my hips, like i normally do, in this position...my underwear look humongous. so my solution was to pull them back (like im giving myself an ultimate wedgie), tuck all the ‘slack’ in the side strap, and cross my fingers and hope this exact thing doesn’t happen... good thing i always shoot with ‘live photo’ turned on, otherwise i’d have never gotten this truly inspiring video. ALSO... WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT LOONEY TUNES SOUND EFFECT?! honestly, i’ve listened to it 20+ times to try and figure it out... i am truly stumped
2021-03-19 13:25:58 +0000 UTC View Post
“tessa, is that you in the black strappy outfit with patent leather boots?! nice outfit! i’ve never seen you wear anything remotely similar” -They
2021-03-19 13:16:53 +0000 UTC View Postim going to visit my friend and her boyfriend tonight, and their house is one of my favorite places in LA (in terms of decor). so im going to take pics there, and that means they may be posted a hour or so late. but it’ll be worth it when you see this place. im actually having her help me decorate my new apartment because i love her style so much :) can’t wait to see how these turn out!
2021-03-19 06:15:34 +0000 UTC View Post
the most obnoxious jacket i own
2021-03-18 05:56:18 +0000 UTC View Postwell hello old friend. looks like Dick-On-A-Stick got a haircut while i was gone, and now he’s Just Dick. and the name Just Dick suuucks! and so do i, as you can see here.
2021-03-17 07:53:57 +0000 UTC View Post
i love this set so much that when i was done shooting, i just kept shooting.
2021-03-16 07:05:40 +0000 UTC View Postholy shit. i spent three hours doing my hair, makeup, and setting up a backdrop and four different lights. then, it took another hour just to clean up all the glitter (well, most of it. you never clean up ALL the glitter. that’s not how glitter works), and after all that i somehow forgot to upload the friggin video! my bad dudes. i was going to shoot more yesterday, but by the time i was done with this video i was exhausted. luckily, it’s a rainy day in LA so i’ve got nothing but time to play around and shoot also, i LOVED this set. definitely in my top 8 favorites.
2021-03-15 14:32:45 +0000 UTC View Posti am so glad i got to see my family. it had been way too long and i was missing them fiercely. buuuut, it’s so good to be home! i am going to unpack (if i don’t do it now, my suitcase will be packed until my next trip. 100%) and once im settled in i will be posting the goods! until that drops, watch these drop.
2021-03-14 22:23:19 +0000 UTC View Post
when i said i wanted to be ‘swimming in balls’, i should’ve been more specific.
2021-03-13 12:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
running a little behind ;) i forgot to charge my phone and selfie ring light, so when they get some juice i’m taking some photos with my favorite toy!
2021-03-13 07:55:03 +0000 UTC View Postdear anyone who has ever dated me, you might get a phone call tonight.
2021-03-12 06:32:56 +0000 UTC View Posttoday i’m ‘Tessa, The Business Bitch’
2021-03-10 21:05:07 +0000 UTC View Posti’ve been with the family and a little distracted, but now that we’re used to each other again... shower video coming soon ;) and then spending the rest of the day playing catch up on my missed posts
2021-03-10 12:09:01 +0000 UTC View Post
thank you Minute Suites for giving me a place to take some nakies for a half hour, because as it turns out, it’s a lot more difficult to find any privacy in an airport than i thought. they even had a shower that i was seriously considering, but i haven’t seen my family in a while and if i show up clean they might not recognize me.
2021-03-08 17:11:00 +0000 UTC View Posti forgot to update you guys! sooo... i missed my flight by 5 minutes and it as cost me an entire day. i’m starting my three hour layover in dallas, and im about to go get sexy in the DFW airport bathroom. check back soon ;)
2021-03-08 12:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post
infinitittys!! sorry for this weak ass post.. in leaving for the airport in a few hours and i am nowhere near done with everything i’ve got to do before i leave. sooo i’ll have to post from American Airlines’ flight 1322 bathroom ;) the sexiest place in the world
2021-03-07 08:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post
girl you looks good won’t you back that ass up 🎶 actually, im about to pack that ass up! and no, not like THAT... i mean literally pack. im leaving sunday morning for a week long trip back to South Carolina to visit family. and since it takes me forever to pack, i need to start now. and the second i am finished, i’m putting things in my butt. 😂
2021-03-06 07:38:00 +0000 UTC View Posti need the bars to open back up STAT. i only had a few dance moves to begin with, and now that im out of practice i’ve completely lost them. the only moves i can remember are the old line dances i learned back in high school.
2021-03-05 07:49:05 +0000 UTC View Postwelcome to the jungle ;) i had so much fun filming this! we shot this FIVE years ago.. five. that’s insane. it seems like yesterday. i also remember being bummed when i first saw this video because i realized that i could never be a blonde. it just doesn’t suit me. #throwback
2021-03-04 06:21:46 +0000 UTC View Posti was unsatisfied with that first drop, so i had to go in for a second one... i forgot how hard it is to put on wet clothes.
2021-03-03 07:55:19 +0000 UTC View Post“the lights are on, but nobody’s home” is a phrase that could be used to describe me. “somebody’s home, but the lights aren’t on” could also be used to describe me. whoops
2021-03-02 07:56:50 +0000 UTC View PostSPEAKING OF A NEW LIFE!!! i am about to head to my new apartment and give you guys a quick preview of the place. i got the keys today :) but unfortunately the landlady was with me and i couldn’t stay long, so i wasn’t able to film anything. sure, it’s empty at the moment, but i can’t wait for ya’ll to see!
2021-03-02 05:57:42 +0000 UTC View Post
