...and she got onto her Harley and rode off into the sunset, to terrorize another town deeply invested in bitcoin farming 🌇
2023-10-02 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I spy, with my little eye, Halloween fast approaching 🎃! There's even a full moon! 🌖
2023-10-01 17:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis is what friends are for ❤️
2023-09-29 17:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This was supposed to be a poll post but I can't make myself come up with something witty that doesn't involve sock puppets and my pussy so here we are 🫤
2023-09-28 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I woke up this morning with both bedhead and bedbutt 🤷♀️
2023-09-27 17:15:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I put myself in time out because it seemed like the thing to do, but now I'm bored so it's naked day! 🥳
2023-09-26 17:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post
*Motivational Monday!*
You can do it! You can climb the thing! In an evening gown! That is soaking wet! ***YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE*** 🤩
You better listen to me or Elsa! 😤
("or else"--get it? I'm soooooo funny 😎)
The tugging is my favorite part 😈
2023-09-23 17:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We are to set sail on our polar expedition in the morning ⛴️⚓! Do not forget to pack...
2023-09-21 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Reminder that the most perfect set of lingerie exists and I own it 💚
2023-09-19 17:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post
*Motivational Monday!*
Flexibility is IMPORTANT! Do 👏 Your 👏 Stretches 👏 Today 👏
(insert joke here about hanging around the house on the weekends 🥲)
2023-09-16 17:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ema is a delight! (...and so is her asshole 😋)
2023-09-15 17:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What are you going to put in my mouth? 🫣
2023-09-14 17:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This was difficult to get on and it will be difficult to get off... but it was worth it 🥵
2023-09-13 17:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post
*Motivational Monday!*
Don't be afraid to spread your... wings(?!) 🤔
okay, this didn't work out the way I intended 🫠
Pictured: me slaying a karaoke yesterday 🎤😙
2023-09-10 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't believe freaking Steely Dan (the pet rooster with authority issues) hid my prized possession in this drum 😱!! I'm shocked that he would take my...
2023-09-07 17:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Mirrors are kinda the greatest 🪞
2023-09-06 17:19:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Into each life a little rain must fall... but sometimes it's a gusher 💦
2023-09-05 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
*Motivational Monday!*
Just keep swimming. Sure, you might hit your head when you reach the other side of the pool, but... *you reached it!* 🥳
